(A parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me, Maybe?")
I took a stab in the dark
It was just more than a lark
He just showed that certain spark
Bet more than a week's pay.
I'll go to church for a year
Pennies and dimes for my beer
I need this, it's rather clear
Please let this be my day.
That stare was holdin', shagged out, mane was flowin', dappled coat
was glowin', who you think I'm betting baby?
(chorus)
Hey, I just bet you, and this is crazy
but he just won now, huge longshot baby.
He went left and right, acted greenly,
his number's blinking, but no change, maybe?
Hey I just bet him, and this is crazy,
he's ninety-to-one, huge longshot baby.
He beat the other boys, said "Can't catch me!",
his number's blinking, but no change, maybe?
They took their time with the call
Maybe they went to the mall
I don't see nothing at all
But still an inquiry.
Won't need to beg, borrow, steal
If I can cash this for real
Can't see what's the big deal
But still an inquiry.
That stare was holdin', shagged out, mane was flowin', dappled coat
was glowin', why you think I'm bet him baby?
(chorus)
Hey, I just bet you, and this is crazy
but he just won now, huge longshot baby.
He went left and right, act all greenly,
his number's blinking, but no change, maybe?
Hey I just bet him, and this is crazy,
he's ninety-to-one, huge longshot baby.
He beat the other boys, said "Can't catch me!",
his number's blinking, but no change, maybe?
This could completely change my life, I need this so bad,
I need this so bad, I need this so so bad.
This could completely change my life, I need this so bad,
I'm broke, you know that, I need this so so bad...
He shied from the whip, acted greenly
is number's blinking, but no change, maybe?
Hey I just bet him, and this is crazy,
he's ninety-to-one, huge longshot baby.
He beat the other boys, said "Can't catch me!",
his number's blinking, but no change, maybe?
This could completely change my life, I need this so bad,
I need this so bad, I need this so so bad.
This could completely change my life, I need this so bad
Here's the decision
There's no change, baby!