Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Blame Countdown!

"Welcome back to the Blame countdown on Klay-born Radio, KLBN. If you're just joining us, here's a recap of the songs 5 through 2:

#5 "You Can Put The Blame on Me" (from the Akon song of the same name)

Im sorry that it took so long to see
They were dead wrong trying to beat me.
Im sorry for the hand that she was dealt
For the embarrassment that she felt.
Im sorry for Club Zen getting shut down
I hope they manage better next time around.
Why doesnt anybody wanna take blame
For rising back out disgracing my name.
Im just a horse trying to entertain
Because I love my fans Ill take that blame.


#4 No Blame (to the song "No Rain" by Blind Melon)

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just win a race or two
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And they start to complain that there's no Blame
Blame...Blame....Blame.....
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
ya don't like my fan's point of view
ya think their insane
Its not sane......it's not sane.

#3 Do You Really Want To Blame Me (to the song "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" by Culture Club)

Do you really want to Blame me
Do you really want to make them cry
Precious kisses, words that burn me
Haters never ask you why
In my heart the fire's burning
Win the big race, be a star
Precious people always tell me
That's a step, a step too far.
Do you really want to Blame me
Do you really want to make them cry
Do you really want to Blame me
Just because I won and made them cry

#2 Forget About Blame (to the song "Forgot About Dre" by Dr. Dre f/Eminem)

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin' comes out when they move they lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And them fans act like they forgot about Blame.

There's your recap. Here is your brand new #1, drumroll please (drumroll) to the theme of Fame, (originally sung by Irene Cara) Blame!:

Will you look at me
And tell me what you see.
You ain't seen the best of me yet
Give me time, I'll make you forget the rest.
I've got more in me, and I will set it free
I can catch the moon in my hand
Don't you know who I am?
Remember my name

Chorus:

BLAME!

I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly (High)
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry (Blame)
I'm gonna win me the photo
Light up the sky like a flame (Blame)
I'm gonna live forever
And you'll remember my name

Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember

Will you hold my reins
Cause you can control my gains
I can shoot right straight to the top
Show me the stick and take all I got to give
Baby I'll be tough
Too much is not enough
You can ride me until I break
Ooh, I got what it takes.

BLAME!

I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly (High)
I feel it coming together
People will see me and die (Blame)
I'm gonna win me the photo
Light up the sky like a flame (Blame)
I'm gonna live forever
And you'll remember my name

Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember

(repeat chorus while fading out)

"There's your #1 right there folks. A great tribute to a horse who no one will ever forget his name. Talk to you next week folks!"

4 comments:

  1. Well done! I'm thinking you'll have to do a Kitten mix for a future post.

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  2. To his neighsayers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSAz0p8fvo8&feature=related

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  3. (Neil Young)
    When the day is Dawning
    Who's the radio
    Who's the hand in your hand
    Who's the one who knows
    When you're on the ropes
    She's the one you can lean on
    And I really don't know why I feel so good
    But it's happening to me so I knock on wood

    Who can call you darling
    Who can make you stand
    Who's got all the answers
    When things get out of hand
    Who's got all the moves
    She's the queen of them all
    And I really don't know why I feel so good
    But it's happening to me so I knock on wood

    She's the queen of them all
    She's the queen of them all
    Walkin' proud with her colors showing
    She's the queen of them all

    When the sun is setting
    Who will hold your hand
    Who is always there for you
    Who can understand
    She's got all the moves
    She's the queen of them all
    And I really don't know why I feel so good
    But it's happening to me so I knock on wood
    And I really don't know why I feel so good
    But it's happening to me so I knock on wood

    Just keepin' it fair and balanced...

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  4. Susan,

    I have one for Z in the pipes, but I was going to hold out until after Thanksgiving to post it. It is much harder to work "Zenyatta" into the lyrics, so it's taking longer to finish. (I may just resort to Z. LOL)

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